Redneck Pickup Lines

Did you fart, cuz you blew me away!

Are your parents retarded, cuz you sure is special!

My love for you is like diarrhea... I can’t hold it in!

Do you have a library card, cuz I’d like to sign you out!

Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them!

If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole!

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!

Man: “Fat Penguin!” Woman: “What?” Man: “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!”

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into a cheap motel room!

Your eyes are as blue as Windex!

If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until after noon!

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!