Breasticons

You've heard of "emoticons," those little smiley and frowny faces
people create with punctuation? How about these?

Perfect Breasts
(o)(o)
Fake Silicone Breasts
(  +  )(  +  )
Perky Breasts
(*)(*)
Big nipple Breasts
(@)(@)
A cup Breasts
° °
D cup Breasts
{  O  }{   O  } 
Wonder Bra Breasts
(oYo)
Cold Breasts
(^)(^)
Lopsided Breasts
(o)( O )
Pierced Breast
(Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels
(p)(q)
Grandma Breasts
\ o /\ o /
Against the Shower Door Breasts
(   )(   )
Android Breasts
| o | | o |
Martha Stewart Breasts
($)($)

 

From You've Got Laughs! The Big Book of Internet Humor by Al Lowe,
coming soon from www.allowe.com